Running Late Is My Cardio Bigfoot Shirt
The Running Late Is My Cardio Bigfoot Shirt is for women whose relationship with cardio is complicated—but whose love of Bigfoot is completely sincere.
This funny graphic features a wild female Sasquatch jogging beside a mountain lake while the words “Running Late Is My Cardio” explain exactly what kind of athlete she is. The vintage outdoor artwork combines runner humor, cryptid attitude, and mountain-girl style in one wonderfully weird shirt.
Wear it to the gym, on a casual hike, during a camping trip, while running errands, or whenever arriving eventually deserves recognition.
Why You’ll Love This Running Late Is My Cardio Bigfoot Shirt
The design makes a funny gift for:
- Runners who are chronically late
- Women who hate traditional cardio
- Bigfoot and Sasquatch believers
- Cryptid collectors
- Hikers and mountain lovers
- Campers and outdoor enthusiasts
- Friends who appreciate sarcastic workout humor
Black Comfort Colors 1717 Tee
This design is printed on a black Comfort Colors 1717 T-shirt featuring:
- Soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Heavyweight fabric
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Durable construction
- Sizes S–2XL
- Professional printing by MadTymes
- Made-to-order processing in Arizona
Comfort Colors garments have intentional variation in tone and texture, which contributes to their soft, lived-in appearance.
Fit and Sizing
Order your usual size for a comfortable relaxed fit. Size up for a roomier or intentionally oversized style.
Please compare your measurements with the size chart shown in the product images before purchasing.
Running Late Is My Cardio Bigfoot Shirt Care Instructions
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing
- Machine wash cold
- Use mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
- Do not dry clean
Processing and Final-Sale Policy
Each Running Late Is My Cardio Bigfoot Shirt is made specifically for your order. Please allow approximately 5–7 business days for production before shipment.
All sales are final. MadTymes does not offer refunds or exchanges.
Please double-check your selected size and shipping information before completing checkout. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact MadTymes promptly with photographs so the problem can be addressed.
Keep Exploring
Looking for more delightfully strange apparel? Browse our Bigfoot shirts and other cryptid gifts from MadTymes.
For runners who prefer their trails slightly mysterious, explore reported encounters in the BFRO Sightings Database, maintained by the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization.
