Messy Hair Don’t Care Bigfoot Shirt
The Messy Hair Don’t Care Bigfoot Shirt is made for women who know that fabulous hair is optional, coffee is essential, and avoiding humans is sometimes the best form of self-care.
This glamorous female Sasquatch is relaxing beside a mountain lake in her pink robe, fuzzy slippers, sunglasses, jewelry, and tiara. With a mug of Squatch Fuel in hand and absolutely no interest in anyone’s expectations, she perfectly captures the phrase “Messy Hair Don’t Care.”
The detailed pink, black, and sunset artwork stands out beautifully against the black shirt. Wear it for coffee runs, casual weekends, cabin getaways, camping trips, girls’ nights, or any day when your messy bun has taken control.
A Funny Female Bigfoot Shirt for Women
This funny cryptid shirt makes a great gift for:
- Bigfoot and Sasquatch lovers
- Coffee-drinking women
- Messy-bun enthusiasts
- Cryptid collectors
- Campers and mountain lovers
- Women who prefer Bigfoot to people
- Friends who embrace their wild side
- Fans of funny and unusual graphic tees
Whether she is a Bigfoot believer, coffee addict, outdoorsy queen, or simply someone who refuses to apologize for her messy hair, this shirt will feel made for her.
Black Comfort Colors 1717 Shirt
The Messy Hair Don’t Care Bigfoot Shirt is professionally printed on a black Comfort Colors 1717 tee featuring:
- Soft, garment-dyed cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Comfortable heavyweight fabric
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Soft, lived-in appearance
- Sizes S–2XL
- Professionally printed by MadTymes
- Made to order in Arizona
- Processing time of approximately 5–7 business days
Garment-dyed shirts may have slight variations in color and texture. These differences are part of the signature Comfort Colors appearance and are not defects.
Messy Hair Don’t Care Bigfoot Shirt Fit and Sizing
Comfort Colors 1717 shirts have a relaxed unisex fit.
Order your usual size for a comfortable everyday fit. Size up for a looser or intentionally oversized look. Please review the size chart in the product images before ordering.
Messy Hair Don’t Care Bigfoot Shirt Care Instructions
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing
- Machine wash in cold water
- Use mild detergent
- Do not use bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the design
- Do not dry clean
Processing and Final-Sale Policy
Each shirt is made specifically for your order. Please allow approximately 5–7 business days for production before shipment.
All sales are final. MadTymes does not accept refunds or exchanges.
Please double-check your selected size and shipping information before completing your purchase. Should your order arrive damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact MadTymes promptly with clear photographs so the issue can be addressed.
Explore More Cryptid Favorites
Looking for more wonderfully weird apparel? Browse our Bigfoot shirts and other cryptid gifts from MadTymes.
Curious about reported Sasquatch encounters? Explore submitted reports through the BFRO Sightings Database.
