Funny Alien Tote Bag With a One-Star Review
Apparently Earth did not live up to the brochure.
This Funny Alien Tote Bag features a classic black alien giving our entire planet a very clear thumbs-down alongside the review:
EARTH: ★☆☆☆☆
Would Not Visit Again
Simple, sarcastic, and just weird enough, this design is perfect for anyone who suspects extraterrestrials have already visited Earth and immediately decided they had seen enough.
Coordinating artwork on the reverse gives the bag a finished two-sided design rather than leaving the back blank.
Funny Alien Tote Bag for Everyday Earth Activities
Even if our alien visitor wasn’t impressed, the Funny Alien Tote Bag is still useful down here.
The roomy design works for bookstore trips, shopping, farmers markets, work essentials, craft supplies, road trips, library books, travel gear, or whatever humans are currently hauling around.
The natural canvas-style body is paired with reinforced black handles and a wide black gusseted bottom for extra carrying room.
Funny Alien Tote Bag Details
Your Funny Alien Tote Bag features:
- Approx. 18.5″ wide × 15″ high
- Approx. 4.8″ bottom depth
- Reinforced black handles
- Wide black gusseted bottom
- Holds up to approximately 33 lbs
- Natural canvas-style body
- Two-sided printed artwork
- Printed to order
- Processing time approximately 3–5 business days
Funny Alien Tote Bag Gift for UFO Fans
Looking for something a little less ordinary? This Funny Alien Tote Bag makes a great gift for alien believers, UFO enthusiasts, sci-fi fans, conspiracy lovers, stargazers, and people with a particularly sarcastic sense of humor.
It’s a fun choice for birthdays, holidays, office gifts, road trips, or simply for that person who has already decided humanity deserves about one star.
Want to see more wonderfully strange bags? Shop More Gift Totes from MadTymes.
Caring for Your Funny Alien Tote Bag
To help keep your Funny Alien Tote Bag looking its best:
- Machine wash cold
- Gentle cycle
- Wash with like colors
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Air dry recommended
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
- Spot clean small areas as needed
Take Your Funny Alien Tote Bag Somewhere Questionable
Whether you’re heading to the bookstore, grocery store, work, a convention, or just another day on this poorly reviewed planet, the Funny Alien Tote Bag is ready to come along.
Curious about the real scientific search for life beyond Earth? Explore research about the origins and possibility of extraterrestrial life through NASA Astrobiology.
Each tote is made to order. Returns and exchanges are not accepted for buyer preference. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 2 days of delivery.
Orders may be canceled within 30 minutes of purchase.
Please note that colors may vary slightly depending on individual monitor and screen settings.
