Whether you’re off the grid, ghosting the group chat, or deep in the woods tracking cryptids, this “Gone Squatchin – Be Back Never” t-shirt speaks your language.
Designed for Bigfoot fans, campers, and outdoorsy folks with a sense of humor, this ultra-comfy tee features a bold Sasquatch silhouette and text that lets the world know: you’re not coming back anytime soon.
Perfect for road trips, trail days, or just casual cryptid hunting.
Key Features
*100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
*Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit
*Side-seamed construction
*Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
*Unisex fit—great for both men and women
*Print style: High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) print
*Design: “Gone Squatchin – Be Back Never” with Bigfoot silhouette
*Available in multiple colors and sizes (S–3XL)
Why You’ll Love It
*Comfortable enough for forest hikes or couch cryptid documentaries
*Makes a great gift for Bigfoot believers, campers, Jeep owners, or anyone who’s a little off the radar
*Easy to style with jeans, shorts, or hiking gear
*Printed in the USA & ships directly to your door
Size & Fit
Fits true to size.
Please refer to our size guide before ordering.
Care Instructions
Wash inside-out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the printed area.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Note
Want to customize this design or print it on a hoodie, tank, or long sleeve? Contact us for custom orders!
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