Gone Squatchin – Be Back Never T-Shirt

When it’s time to disappear into the woods (or just disappear from responsibility), this Gone Squatchin shirt says it all—loud and clear. Whether you’re heading into the wild, road-tripping with your cryptid crew, or just mentally checked out, this funny Sasquatch-themed tee is a must-have for anyone who’s gone squatchin… and doesn’t plan on coming back.

This shirt isn’t just a clever statement—it’s built for comfort, too. With its soft cotton feel, relaxed unisex fit, and durable DTG print, it’s perfect for outdoor adventures, campground lounging, or dodging small talk in town.

The Story Behind the Design

The phrase “Gone Squatchin – Be Back Never” is a cheeky nod to those of us who love the wilderness, believe in legends, and occasionally wish we could disappear into the pines with Bigfoot. Whether you’re a true believer or just squatch-curious, this shirt brings humor and mystery together in a wearable, cryptid-inspired design.

Pair it with hiking boots, jeans, or your favorite camping flannel—no matter how you wear it, this shirt is a conversation starter. Unless you’re not trying to talk… in which case, the shirt will do it for you.

 Comfort Meets Adventure

• Soft & breathable cotton that feels great all day long (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Unisex fit makes it a versatile piece for any cryptid hunter
• Lightweight but durable, perfect for layering under a hoodie or wearing solo in warmer weather
• Pre-shrunk fabric so the fit stays true wash after wash

Perfect For:

• Bigfoot believers and cryptid fans
• Campers, hikers, overlanders, and off-grid explorers
• Jeep lovers and trail warriors
• Wilderness introverts and forest-dwelling extroverts
• Birthday gifts, camping trips, bachelor parties, or just because

Why Buy From MADTYMES.COM?

At MADTYMES, we specialize in all things weird, wild, and wonderfully outdoorsy. Every product is made with quality and originality in mind—whether you’re looking for cryptid decals, alien coasters, or the perfect Gone Squatchin shirt for your next trip into the unknown.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life

• Do not iron directly on the print

Explore More Cryptid Gear

Love this tee? Don’t stop at Sasquatch. Check out our full Bigfoot & Cryptid Collection for more forest-friendly finds, decals, car coasters, and gifts that make you want to disappear into the trees.

Custom Orders

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Inspired by Bigfoot Lore

This shirt was inspired by real sightings and decades of forest folklore. Read more about the legendary Patterson–Gimlin Bigfoot film (1967) and the legend that started it all.